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"I’m really tired of being the one to get hurt for once I want someone to actually love me for me πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜ͺ"
"Am I that easy to replace or was I just that easy to forget?"


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said β€œAre all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce β€˜egg’?”